Some common Jokes 4 u all !!!!!!!!!!!!

ENJOY.................
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"Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Sham: "No, who wrote it?"
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Sham ordered a pizza
the waitor asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please.
I could never eat twelve pieces." replied Sham with innosance......
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Sham went to see a movie in the Cinema Hall with his 17 friends
Why????????
Simple Because below 18 was not allowed.
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How do you make a Sham laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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Why can't Shams make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
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Why does Sham always smile during lightning storms?
because Sham thinks his picture is being taken.
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Why does Sham have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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Why can't Sham dial 911?
He can not find the eleven on the phone
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